shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

(Source: pleatedjeans, via lolimsohappyyeah)

exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

(via hi)

cthulhu:

This is always the thing that angers me about games that take place in post apocalyptic settings
there’s like 3 stars in the sky and man
there’s no more fucking light pollution show me the god damn stars 

cthulhu:

This is always the thing that angers me about games that take place in post apocalyptic settings

there’s like 3 stars in the sky and man

there’s no more fucking light pollution show me the god damn stars 

(Source: gofuckingsource, via georgecostanza69)

Miley Cyrus music videos; colour palette (insp.

(Source: stunningmrc, via lolimsohappyyeah)

listenandforgiveme:

the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are

(Source: azkabanter, via hi)

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

(Source: tsunderestormss, via hi)

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

zayaisdope:

Chipotle should start delivering

(via nuu2yuu)

edwardspoonhands:

Suddenly I’m a Pittsburgh fan…one baby is all it took.

(Source: wildpens, via hi)

iwishihadafather:

punk ass kids lookin for eggs need to start lookin for a job the light bill aint gonna be paid in yolks 

(via fuckinmajestic)

gerward:

when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin

image

(Source: gorilluz, via bewbin)

unfollower:

college tip: take the “no shame” route with your roommate. they see you in ur underwear? who cares. they witness you playing neopets for over 8 hours a day and walk in on you crying with bad indie pop playing in the background semi frequently? well

(via the-onion-slut)

efftrinket:

princeowl:

listening to mumford and sons always makes me wish I was a horse

(via the-onion-slut)

"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."

The greatest thing I have ever read (via guy)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via the-onion-slut)